The diet that works for cookie monsters, who can resist anything except really good cookies. It's very simple. Eat only cookies in December. The rest of the year you won't want to see anything resembling a cookie. You will probaby gain about 5 pound in December but lose 10 over the rest of the year. It really works, I kid you not.Disclaimer: If you're more of a potato chip or salty snack monster, this diet obviously won't work for you. Sorry.
Ummm! Sounds too hard to resist the other 11 months of the year.
ReplyDeleteI can totally vouch for this as I bought 6 boxes of organic gingerbread men and ate them all week. I am sure I will start losing weight anytime now.
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I think I'll just eat more cookies. I have some fresh from the oven.
I am in. In. I like this type of diet. I think I love it actually.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of the best diets ever and wow, it's December!
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think.
ReplyDeleteI'm in!
ReplyDeleteAlright. I can make this work. :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I remember going on an ice cream diet as a teenager - it only worked for about a day!
ReplyDeleteThat is the same diet I am on! Oh I knew I liked you!
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