I want to thank all of you for your hilarious and interesting comments and say that I treasure each one. But I also want to call special attention to a comment I got yesterday from R Max (a hardened criminal who frequently gets strip searched at the local courthouse) that I read over and over and kept laughing each time:
"Can I just say... there is a lady at church who is the spitting image of you. When I see her I always think she IS you and I have to stop myself from commenting on her (your) children/husband/snow storms/sauna/toenails/boobies etc.
NOW... I have to NOT mention Barney!
Thank you... she already thinks I'm strange."
Author's note: I just LOVE it that there's someone out there who can't mention Barney or toenails in church because of me. And that I have a Mormon doppelganger. BTW... are you saying she'd think you're less strange if you DID bring up Barney???