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"I am not and have never been a pole dancer", curtesy of Binks
(I told her I would steal it so it doesn't really count as stealing.)
Here is the mother's note:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
A likely story.
I also had a picture of a guy who had an unfortunate accident while skiing but G pointed out that was mean. It was the type of accident that can only happen if you're screwing around on the ski lift but still. The poor guy's probably suffered enough by now.