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"I am not and have never been a pole dancer", curtesy of Binks
(I told her I would steal it so it doesn't really count as stealing.)
Here is the mother's note:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
A likely story.
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I also had a picture of a guy who had an unfortunate accident while skiing but G pointed out that was mean. It was the type of accident that can only happen if you're screwing around on the ski lift but still. The poor guy's probably suffered enough by now.
Thanks so much for taking that down. I actually was crying when I described the situation to my husband, thinking of how I would have felt if it were one of us with our 5 year old. And I don't really care, but that article did mention that the lift was defective. The poor man looked a little old to be horsing around with a small child depending on him.
ReplyDeleteI know the ski lift situation because it was all over the news here. I thought it was sort of funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd do you read the FAIL blog? That's where that stripped thing came from. They have all sorts of stuff like that, and it's hilarious.
Now that is FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteOh man, I want to see the skiing picture. I remember when my brother was in 3rd grade, he would draw stick figures of people, but add boy parts and sell them to class mates for 25 cents. Brilliant child.
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