Sorry, everyone, but the post I wrote this morning about yelling at other people's kids confused a lawyer, who couldn't tell which kid belonged to whom.
That seems like a bad sign.
The good news is that her comment lured me over to her latest post, which is very funny.
Anyway, here's a quick guide to the characters in the following story:
K: My oldest daughter, who is 5.
L: My youngest daughter, who is 3.
J: A 65-year-old Bavarian man in a 4-year-old girl's body and somebody else's child.